A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)
Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
by banterbus31 November 10, 2009
Get the Chicken Wizard mug.Another word for the vent of a hen. Where the egg comes out. Slang for a someone with a messy appearance.
She must have a big chicken pussy to lay an egg that big.
Dang, he is all looking like a chicken pussy.
Dang, he is all looking like a chicken pussy.
by alldjds March 11, 2011
Get the Chicken Pussy mug.an illness that causes red rashes all over the body to show up that look like little red bumps. Usually comes along with
a fever a day or two before.
a fever a day or two before.
by lil_kika May 17, 2006
Get the chicken pox mug.In comparison to what an uncooked chicken looks like lying on the counter before it is cooked for dinner. A Big bulbous body with little arms, big thighs and the skin full of tiny goosebump-like pours where all of it's feathers have been plucked from.
Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!
Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!
by erp2 August 11, 2007
Get the uncooked chicken mug.Some mildly retarded black pimp from Johnstown, PA who is a local legend because of his dancing abilities and clubbing activities.
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Get the Combat Chicken mug.chicken eggz is an awesome youtuber with sick videos. his videos inspire young children to do wild stunts such as stay on the trampoline for days and catch predators. he is well known for catching predator and massive nonce leo gardiner.
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