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Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind
person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive
by Joel embid May 10, 2022
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Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.
my teacher mrs carson is the besttt
by amnarreee May 13, 2022
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Carson

Carson is that digga,he always be goonking and dooking all ova tha place. He always be da smartest in da room and knows how he Finna pull up and get all the bitches.
That nigga a real carson
by Anonymous nutsack annihilator January 11, 2022
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Carson

Carson is a boy who seems so nice and caring when you first meet him. You'll fall in love very slowly and he will give you a great amount of attention. Once you've seen that side, he'll get more caring when hes your boyfriend and then it will all change. He will see more girls who are way cuter than you and cheat on you with them. He will keep running back and blame you saying that you are running back but don't worry, as long as people know about the relationship, you'll be fine.

A boy named Carson did this to me and I gave him 8 chances. If any of my friends notice this, HIII!!
Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT!!
Girl 2: Oh god, don't go near him. His name is Carson and I heard he broke a girl's hear 8 times.
Girl 1: 8 TIMES?! Well, maybe he's changed..

Girl 2: DON'T TAKE THE CHANCE!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: Go ahead then, don't say I havent warned you..
by ponygirlalt September 8, 2020
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Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024
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Carson

A profound gentleman that can attract many women. If they have the name Carson James lindgren it’s even better. If this is the case they will have an amazing life to go along with the obscure rizz.
We already know how Carson is.
by Braden wright December 18, 2024
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Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
by ok m8 June 3, 2021
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