Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.

Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Capital

Beat down in a riot. - major guy

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)

by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021

Capital

A beat down. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital.

by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021

Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021

Capitalist

Someone who lives in the capital of the country

"Dad, are we capitalists?"
"Yes, son, we live in Washington, D.C."

by joybabaramchandra March 11, 2021

Capitalisdick

The nature of CisHet men to be unwilling to share something to better another man.

Created by @bigyikezamirite

bigyikezamirite: A man would never share his penis to help another man. Men are penis capitalists. Men are Capitalisdicks.

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 20, 2021

capitalphobia

Afraid of capitalized letters

when mee6 constantly warns you because you used "too many" capital letters
me: "mee6 has capitalphobia"

by InfinitumDev May 1, 2021