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canadian ski patrol 

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

Canadian Blast 

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
Canadian Blast by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Canadian Gravy 

Another term for maple syrup.
I need some Canadian gravy for my pancakes.
Canadian Gravy by dfir November 20, 2014

canadian christmas balls 

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

canadian hostage 

when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave
person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
canadian hostage by jankfart December 13, 2014

canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.
canadian tube sock by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014