Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Burger Bonanza

When you live in a fancy neighborhood where your neighbors don't think you belong, so you have a massive cookout and decorate your yard so after that day there is no doubt in anybody's mind that this is your hood now.

The people in Oakwood didn't realize this is my turf until I had the Burger Bonanza of 2020.

by Sideways23 April 28, 2020

axe burger

A large vagina

Blimey look at the size of her axe burger

by modjo30 January 6, 2016

Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.

I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

Burger Kinging

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.

I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.

by is_Quaz April 15, 2020

Germ-Burger

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023