Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

BUM HUNGER

When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.

Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.

Yes, that is serious bum hunger.

by BVO2 March 31, 2010

bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.

God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.

by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017

Bum switch

The possibility to turn off your ass when you need a shit in class

Olivia needed a big smelly shit in class but wasn’t aloud to go so she used her bum switch

by Grace is awesome June 2, 2021

Snuffle Bum

Sexual act. Usually between two males, or a male and a very manly female with anal hair. One partner lays down on their stomach exposing their anus, the other starts from the Gooch or Vagina and sniffs all the way to the Bum Crack, possibly getting some shit stuck in his/her nose.

Joanna the man woman was pleased when John gave her a refresshing Snuffle Bum. Although she acted disgusted.

by Matt and Abigail August 3, 2008

BUM DONG

Name for a deformed or surgically tampered penis.

Oh Pow, Bum Dong en?

by SMELLS LIKE A FOOT February 10, 2021

Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.

(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?

by Team Leader Joseph November 4, 2018