bouncy water

A mouthful of water that, after a night on the ale, hits your stomach and makes it very clear upon impact that it has no intention of staying down, and duly bounces back up, usually with disastrous consequences.

"It was touch and go for a while and I thought I might get away with it, but then I had some bouncy water and it was time for a chat on the big white telephone."

by Chris Lockie September 29, 2006

bounce the burger

a saying that means to have a close call, or barely get away with something or without messing something up.

bounce the burger

"Did you see that cop? I really bounced the burger there!"

by Calliope!who October 2, 2007

blunchies

the need to eat and smoke at the same time. blunt munchies

yoo dude on the real i got the blunchies man.

by doctahjae January 13, 2009

bounce wombtown

To return back to your hometown

Mike: "hey are you going to the football game tomorrow?"

Jake: "Nah man, I gotta bounce wombtown."

by flapjack55 February 27, 2009

branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.

"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."

by seagurl May 14, 2009

branch line

comes from phrase used for a secondary rail route, which branches of the main route. most branch lines are now closed in the UK. to say some one has there own branchline means they're a loner, weird and a bit lost in the head, also can be used in almost any situation possible cause its just funny.

1)John-
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'

2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!

3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''

by mon bongo December 31, 2009

Bouncy stoner

a person who smokes weed alot, .. but is immature and tries to act drunk, so they act all hyper.

dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..

by IM isissisisisiss dean October 6, 2010