Breakfast in bed

When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.

Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.

by Chance334 January 31, 2014

Breakfast

An (early) morning blowjob where cum is swallowed.

"enjoy the sex? enjoy the 69? enjoy the breakfast?"

by Claudia Docker January 5, 2009

portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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by gooentak March 5, 2007

breakfast

Cumming in a girl's mouth after morning sex. Must be followed by the girl saying, "Mmm...Breakfast!''

"Would you like me to serve you some breakfast?"
(30 seconds later)
"Mmm...Breakfast!''

by MrCSmokin September 23, 2007

mexican breakfast

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.

by J-cubson April 23, 2008

Breakfast Bra

A functional peice of lingerie that you can eat your breakfast out of.

Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"

by Weiny Joy October 21, 2008

Healthy Breakfast

A group of really crazy friends. It is well rounded too, like a ginger colored strawberry blonde with braces, a blonde who turned brunette with a crack personality, and the other girl who is the essence of insane. They are all different, but the same, and make life hilarious. Also they annoy older teenagers, their parents, and normal people.

Mint: I am a unnamable colored person.
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!

by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 14, 2009