Boredurbate

Proceeding to masturbate due to boredom.

Slow day at work? If you boredurbate, time goes faster.

by thatwasawesome July 23, 2013

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Bored

The very bane of human existence. boredom is a disease contracted from things such as (but not limited to) staying on the internet till 5 Am , having no friends , or internet being down. Boredom causes you to want to watch cat videos , chat on omegle , write definitions on the urban dictionary or god forbid go outside. There are no known cures .

(boredom)

by PhantomNightmare January 31, 2014

Boredom

School.

If you need an example of how school is boredom, then you have never gone to school.

by Drearyrainbow3 August 10, 2014

bored

What I am 90% of the time, and what you are if you look this up. Now lets see if you can read this:

H1 1 4M 80R3D

(hi I am bored)

by FNaF, MLP: FiM, and Frozen fan February 27, 2015

bored

you got nothing better to do and you start talking to strangers on sites. you will end up feeling like shit and wanting to die until you talk to your bestie or someone you know that is entertain you

i got bored so people talk to people on omegle or dating sites to annoy people

by oxsophxo February 28, 2015

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015