Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.
by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022
“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”
by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022
by use to be Chiefbooknocker April 20, 2022
by narrirator June 02, 2021
Look, It's Joey the Booger!
by ILoveBroadwayAndCats July 27, 2018
put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand
by elkenstein December 15, 2020
put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand
by elkenstein December 15, 2020