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Florida blowjob

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
by Whammu March 2, 2020
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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020
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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.
by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017
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Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.
Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!
by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018
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Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
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Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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Blowjob Month

In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants
by De baba October 7, 2019
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