blingidium

(Coined by Jeffrey J. Rowland) A Rare-universe molecule in a flower which blooms once every billion years.
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When humans touch this substance, it causes an instant wave of ecstasy to course through them, overpowering all other sense and reason.
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He offered me his most prized possession: A statue composed of Blingidium.

by Ricky Ratzlaff July 30, 2008

jingle bling

The gaudy and sometimes riduculous looking jewelry that is worn during the Christmas season, including earrings that are shaped like Christmas trees, necklaces that light up with tiny Christmas lights, etc.

Oh my god, did you see Bertha wearing all her jingle bling today in the office. Those earrings that were little Christmas bells and that Santa sweater should be banned in all civilized nations.

by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter December 22, 2009

texas bling

Large rhinestone's that are put on almost every item of women's clothing in the state of Texas.

You know you're in Dallas when you see big hair and Texas bling

by DaltonJ October 12, 2013

blong

A bong used primarily for the smoking of blunt tips, makes any regular weed you smoke out of it taste like shit.

I bought a new bong and Jack smoked a blunt out of it and blonged it out.

by Skaald Whorebath September 24, 2009

BLING BLANG

ME!!!! I made this shit up!!
50 cent nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo shit bling bling??
my shit bling blang!!

by CURTIS JACKSON April 30, 2004

bling weed

Marijuana that has so many crystals or kief that it sparkles or shines like diamonds or precious metals.

"You gotta check out this bling weed i got, it's the shiznittlebam."

by N.A.W. June 11, 2006

blong

A fashion mistake; Bling Bling gone wrong.

Lil' Kim's outfit was pure blong!

by lilvee January 2, 2005