The Blind Neo

A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"

Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*

by Ahauzotz January 4, 2015

as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017

Bang Blindness

Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.

similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.

1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"

2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"

by borntoboogie June 29, 2009

Blind Friend

A friend who is your friend when her other friends aren't around. But, when they are, she will treat you like trash and ignore you for weeks on time. She bounces to one friend to the next. But it will be a mistake to jump in with the wrong group. The one has a friend like this is sweet, reliable, smart, pretty, the type of girl any guy would want. But some, are shy, and the guy is blinded by the Friend Dumper. He is focused on her not the real friend. But don't worry, when you are older, they will come crawling back to be friends again, then are willing to forgive and maybe get hurt again? Or are you playing it safe, and taking the high road? The choice is yours. My advice, chose wisely, one wrong move might hurt you more.

Girl 1- Who does she think she is?
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.

by The girl ;) May 4, 2015

robben blind

It's a word that descibes a tight unity and bond usually within a team. A bond so unbreakable even robbing someone blind wouldnt break it.

Omg, those guys over there are so robben blind

by Tabbycat February 10, 2017

stars are blind

a song sung by Paris Hilton originally written by someone else ,cool to some people hated by most.

i saw paris in concert she sang that stupid song stars are blind that was so not hot.

*punches paris in the face* " sing it again, sing that stupid fricking song again paris i fricking dare ya"

by fuuon September 9, 2006