Two people who's love will never die. Two people who are made for each other. Friendship usually ends in love like Blake and Elyse.
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"It was ok. We came back to my place, watched a movie and I Blake fucked her."
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- Blake it:
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
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Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
Get the Blake(it) mug.We call it this since the last person in human in existence to have to ability to access 100% of the sexual side of human brain was last recorded to go by a man named Blake. He was not you average guy on the street he had human ability that come as far in knowledge to when humans just spilt an atom. He is extremely muscular, he has the ability to move his hands faster than any human ever recored, and legend states that he fingered a girl once, and she is now dead. When he walks into a room of woman girls panties quiver, and the bar tender shivers from the size of his huge drum sticks that he hammers on girls day and night.
This is just a few example of how powerful Blake theorem is.
This is the type of man...
- is very hot man with an over extensively large penis legend states that he has the ability to seduce any woman that makes penis to eye contact with.
- Is outrageously hot and is the type of guy that can steal your girlfriend by pounding his large wet drum sticks on your drum set all night
-When he walks into a Walmart he makes all the panties fly off the hangers.
- When he stares at a girl she will immediately ejaculate in her pants, and nipples will become so hard that they are able to cut through paper.
- When he performs every girl in the crowd creams there pants so hard that stocks in the pantie department sky rocket. And Walmart, target, and Nordstrom have to buy a completely new batch of panties because of this man.
This is the type of man...
- is very hot man with an over extensively large penis legend states that he has the ability to seduce any woman that makes penis to eye contact with.
- Is outrageously hot and is the type of guy that can steal your girlfriend by pounding his large wet drum sticks on your drum set all night
-When he walks into a Walmart he makes all the panties fly off the hangers.
- When he stares at a girl she will immediately ejaculate in her pants, and nipples will become so hard that they are able to cut through paper.
- When he performs every girl in the crowd creams there pants so hard that stocks in the pantie department sky rocket. And Walmart, target, and Nordstrom have to buy a completely new batch of panties because of this man.
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Get the Blake johnson mug.The one that loved me when I needed it most, forever and always my soulmate. Hoping she remembers the love we share and it never leaves her Heart. I miss her everyday
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Get the blake alexandria phipps mug.An extremely likeable person who brings joy to those around him. Beware their nature is infectious so if you're not looking to have a good time or generally be in a good mood then steer clear of a Blake Alexander. Also Blake Alexander's are very clumsy.
Adam: Is that your friend over there? I think id like to be friends with him
India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander
India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander
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