Like Your Birth

Synonym for either That's What She Said or Yo' Mama. Use at the end of a sentence to further humiliate or demean someone.

Liz: Why did you tell Karen that I said she wasnt fat?
Sarah: Because.
Liz: That was uncalled for.
Sarah:...Like your Birth.

by Sarah McNasty March 24, 2009

Birthday

The day Your parents fucked up.

Happy birthday Asshole

by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)

Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."

by B. Robinson May 25, 2007

[birthday]

Another word for period.

"Dude, why are you so pissed?"
"Its my freakin birthday!"

by stephmey August 4, 2008

Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.

President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.

by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011

Roman Birth Control

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.

I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.

by griffbeats August 12, 2009

Reverse Birthday

A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.

I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.

by SMAK418 September 28, 2009