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Bess

sort of like best...but better :)
by BenJammin9 January 21, 2008
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Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
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Girl Best Friend

A girl best friend is the best thing that’s going to ever happen to you. She’s always going to make you smile, she’s always going to make you happy, she’s always going to make you laugh, and she’s always going to make your day. You can be yourself around her. You would know her family and be comfortable around them. She’s the person you would stay on FaceTime with all night, you would ask her that if she’s tired and that it’s OK if she wants to go but she would just deny it and act like she’s not tired at all just to stay on the call with you. She’s the person you would trust anything with. She will be there for you no matter what. She’s the last person you’ll talk to before going to bed and the first when you get out of bed. She is something that you don’t ever want to lose. She’s trustworthy and honest. She’ll give you the warmest hugs. She’ll cuddle you in the cutest ways. She’ll love you like no one has ever done before. She may have a crush on you one time or another. You may have a small crush on her one time or another. This is completely normal. Hug her, compliment her, protect her, make her feel special, even if she isn’t your girlfriend.

She loves you, show her some love too.
People- Is she like you’re girlfriend

Me- No, she’s my Girl Best Friend
People- You guys should definitely date
by FACTS1010 June 16, 2019
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I'm da best!

A term steming from a Jerky Boys skit that is extremely cocky and used in a very convincing manor. It is used only in a comedical sense.
"How good are you?"

"I'm da best!"
by Glen W. August 30, 2005
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best friends

Are people who are there no matter what. When they make a promise to you, they don't break it.And if they do, they ask for forgivenes. If there is a problem, they will try to solve it....but if they can't they will give you a sense of confort. They are true....and you don't have to question their actions or motives. Best Friends are real , true and will love u no matter what you do , And will always ....always....have u in their best interests!!!
best friends Layla and Charlie may disagree but at least they agree to disagree!!!!
by hopelessly mindless February 11, 2007
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I'm Living My Best Life

1. During the Bachelorette season finale Rachel Lindsay, told Peter Kraus, that she made the right decision in saying goodbye to him. While sitting down with Chris Harrison, Peter apologized to Rachel for saying that a life without him would be “mediocre.” Rachel responded and told him that she’s definitely not living a mediocre life. “I’m living my best life,” she said.

2. A statement made at the end of a sentence declaring the actions you are doing are causing you to live your greatess life possible.

2a. It is a popular phrase used on young women's social media especially those who consider themselves hip and trendy.
I went to yoga this morning and had avocado toast for brunch, I'm living my best life.
by ThisIsLeo September 27, 2017
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