Bert

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass

Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me

by Your God July 12, 2017

Berthanequa

A female name given to a hated person.

Girl 1: Look at how ugly she is.
Girl 2: Yeah, she is such a Berthanequa

by L1fe November 2, 2017

Beatdown

Sub-genre of Metal and hardcore but really that’s all we know for sure. Everyone calls every heavy band Beatdown, but nobody knows what distinguishing traits Beatdown holds. It’s just Beatdown bro, trust me.

Bro, you’ll love my Beatdown band, we are just like a Metalcore or Hardcore band, but we’re Beatdown.

by Fisty Puncher January 13, 2018

beatdatazznigga

Fast slang words to saying “beat that ass nigger”. When saying it really fast it sounds like beatassnigga. Used in a form of annoying someone to a high extend when they can’t understand what you are saying, similar to that of a black guy or girl since many people can’t understand what black people are saying.

Mom: do the dishes.
Son: beatdatazznigga.
Mom: you said that all day! What the hell does that mean?
Son: I told you that it means okay!

by RubberFruit February 15, 2018

Berd

A guy that sounds depressed and makes Youtube videos.

Oh man, he's some Berd.

by st0rmsweater February 24, 2018

Bert

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie

"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"

by Marisol.R May 21, 2018

Bert

A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit

I fucking live Bert the nutter

by bertlover January 5, 2019