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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
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Bridge-Barista

A Barista that can work mornings and nights.
Bram: I’m a bridge-barista lol
Kris: How dare you! I am so offended.
by June N St. March 22, 2023
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His old lady was sick so she knew there was only one way to thank him for his help... give him the yuge benis!
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Ella: Ian is very good at making fires
Renata: yeah, he is a fire barista
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