Cheap Bastard

A person with a tendency to disappear when it happens to be their round. Known by everyone in the office/world as a miser/scrooge or more affectionately as having short arms and being unable to reach into their pocket to obtain money for the purchase of goods and services.

We were all at the pub and when it came to Kalon's round he disappeared.....cheap bastard

by DJ LJ February 21, 2011

bastard

australian, n, 1) illegitimate; mean;

2)endearing term to a person ( usually a male )

"Gday ya old bastard"! ( friendly greeting )
" He's a mean old bastard" !
(unpleasant greeting)
" Im happy as a bastard on Fathers Day" !
( extremely pleased colloq )

by herbie August 31, 2004

bastard

crazzy ol fuck without a father

that ol man is some bastard!

by not tellin May 1, 2003

lame ass bastard

a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves

pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker

by jimmy the pric May 21, 2005

yankee fucking bastards

Anyone who roots or plays for the most overpaid losers in the history of American sports. (i.e. steroid users A-Rod, Andy pettite, Roger clemens, jason giambi, gary sheffield.........)

-Hey John, did you hear the new deal the Yankee fucking bastards made?
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.

by David Schwartzzzzzzz March 3, 2009

bastard

1) A fatherless child

2) (Strine) Term of friendship

2) Hey, Bruce, ya bastard, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie!

by ke6isf March 23, 2004

Marlboro Lights sucking bastards

Another word for yuppies

Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards

by Snake July 9, 2004