Barterfinger

A small candy bar made from heaven, but it’s alive, so eating will make you feel bad but good at the same time.

“Wanna barterfinger kid?”
“Yes papa.”

by megadoodoo June 14, 2025

Barbershop haircut

A barbershop haircut costs a quarter.

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc

by idontgiveeffoc_9 September 8, 2025

Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.

Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”

by Race relations October 31, 2025

Mouth Barter

performing oral sex as the payment for goods and/or services

The girl mouth bartered her way into getting a good grade.

by AFT Rules June 22, 2011

Brown Barker

someone's asshole

she simply LOVES it up her brown barker

by edshread August 20, 2011

Morgan Barner

A very amazing person that has an iPad.(:

Morgan Barner is here! OMG!!!!!!!

by Good girl#3 September 29, 2011

Lyle Barker

Undefinable Ginger Man that chews taco bell and inhales tabacco out of cigarette butts.

"it was a rough day at the office, please excuse me while I Lyle Barker for some stress relief"

"I avoid conflict by following up like Lyle Barker"

by GASman16450 October 11, 2012