Bapat

A bapat is a fake-writer. He has a knack to write nonsensical quotes like, "Done is better than perfect."

Friend: "Hey, did you read this book? It's full of existential poems and shit."
Me: "No, thanks. The author is such a bapat."

by bow_chika_wow_wow October 31, 2017

Bapse

To have sex with a new girl or a girl who is still a virgin

U wont believe who i bapsed last night

by CAMOPB February 27, 2019

Bapy luke

a word used to describe lukey because he is a precious bapy :uwu:

Dub: "Bapy Luke must sleep!"
Luke: "PLEASE FUCKING STOP LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE"

by AnthonyPaddleWwqfq October 11, 2020

Bapp is dapp?

An uncommon way to say "What is that?", make sure to make a throat voice while quoting it.

Hamza: have you seen squid game?
Dave: bapp is dapp?

by Dave31pro (not actually pro) October 14, 2021

Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.

Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!

by Etoufee December 2, 2016

hot tub baptism

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.

Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>

by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012

Bapping

The art of taking a piece of fruit and throwing it extremely hard at a wall, exploding the fruit and leaving a nasty stain on the wall. Apples are preferable.

Will: WTF is that stain on my wall
Ben: Lol you didn’t see me Bapping your room before?

by Ace_G March 7, 2019