cyber bang 

Slam dunking her with the virtual love monkey

She was 6000 miles away but i still cyber banged her.

cyber bang by Incredible1 June 10, 2012

archive bang 

When you have sex with a person, then have sex with one or more different people after that and then at some point have sex with that original person again.
archive archived

"John is busy with an archive bang tonight."

archive bang by Gspot860 June 30, 2012

Big Bang Scale

A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.

Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.

Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.

Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.

Black = Would definitely 'bang'.

UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.

Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"

Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"

Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"

Big Bang Scale by Sofa King Low December 11, 2012

Run Bags at Shenanigans 

Verb (Slang)
To carry out a penetrative sex act involving multiple dildos, usually in exchange for money, and often in the presence of elderly men.

Dude I can't hang out tonight. I've got to go run bags at shenanigans.

Run Bags at Shenanigans by Magnus Smarticus December 14, 2012

Cactus Bang 

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.

We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.

Cactus Bang by Jingo99 March 18, 2013

Jello bags 

Boobs Especially natural jiggly ones. Just like bags filled with jello they're soft, jiggly, delicious, fun to grab, squeeze, play with, lick/suck, nibble, basically they're just loads of fun.

Guy 1: "Dayumn check out that set of jello bags on that blonde!"

Guy 2: "holy fuck she's hot! What's her name?!"

Jello bags by MisunderstoodMan March 4, 2014

Elastic Bandstand 

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

Elastic Bandstand by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014