Banch

A sexual act in which one partner, using ranch as a lubricant, inserts there phallic member into the receiving partner's anus.

Cindy loved when we banched the other night.

You what?

We banched....

That's fucken gross dude.

by Thebanchmaster April 30, 2022

Bench Wheeling

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.

See also : Bench Racing

Don't listen to Bud, he's just loves bench wheeling. He hasn't hit a trail with us in months.

by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022

benchmalarkey

When small changes in an ajacent piece of code result in reproducable and statistically significant changes to the outcome of a synthetic benchmark, even thought the benchmark does not evaluate the part of the code which has changed.

Looks like benchmalarkey, better try enabling -mbranches-within-32B-boundaries.

by Helban Nels June 14, 2022

Benchnation

A group/community/cult of people who are fans or obsess over the actor, Park Merlin Bench.

"The people of the benchnation community are so friendly!"

by parkbenchfan June 25, 2022

Baunch

The action of heinously clogging a toilet beyond belief.
Only the most worthy of people are capable of a baunch.

Bro the baunch I left in the toilet was absolutely heinous

by KellDaddy July 24, 2022

Bencher

A Bencher is a person that stans the benchtrio (streamers ranboolive, tubbo_ and tommyinnit) and is a part of benchtwitter (benchtwt), a subtwitter for their stans. All benchers are super cool, amazing, awesome and in most cases- not allocishet. The name originated from smiletwitter being mad at benchers for no reason.

-"Aren't they a dream smp stan? How can you be friends with them?"
-"They're a bencher tho"
-"Oh thank god"

by thisisyourdoom July 27, 2022

benchadmin

Benchadmin
A guy who works in Hobart who likes to think he is buff, and holds an important job, but really is a glorified postman.

My name is Benchadmin. lol. I'm such a twat.

by ctas123 October 5, 2022