2 definitions by Thebanchmaster

Bonch

A water-logged planet in which there lies many oil drills. These drills are responsible for extracting large amounts of molten ranch typically used in the act of Banching.

Man Bonch is such a cool planet, I wonder what the ranch is used for.

You don't want to know...

by Thebanchmaster May 1, 2022

Banch

A sexual act in which one partner, using ranch as a lubricant, inserts there phallic member into the receiving partner's anus.

Cindy loved when we banched the other night.

You what?

We banched....

That's fucken gross dude.

by Thebanchmaster May 1, 2022