pathetic ape

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life

All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019

Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019

Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale

Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!

by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019

Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner

I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.

by PatchGuy May 23, 2018

Brush Ape

When an unabathed young boy severely needs a haircut and his hair is matted, large and scuzzy.

Junectah, you look like a brush ape!

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

by LeEgg October 2, 2020

Ap Alistar

A cancerous build that is used only by noobs and people who weren't loved as a child. The build was originally designed for sackless bitches and was then later adapted to fit the play style of Sam Pepper.

Guy: So what did you do last night?
Other guy: My dick fell off because is played Ap Alistar

by Almighty Daygon February 20, 2018