envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole

The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".

by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011

me-mail

the act of emailing one's self important documents or information for later retrieval at a different place.

"Not having a printer or a USB flash drive, I me-mailed my paper so I could work on it later."

by CD DiG November 23, 2009

Mail chick

Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.

The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

void mail

When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.

Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.

Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.

by e.skoland March 3, 2022

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011