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Claire

The millennial version of a boomer Karen.
Look at her fly off the handle for no reason, she’s being a real Claire
by RealOG69 May 10, 2022
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Claire

Claire is an amazing friend who always seems to want to be there for you. She usually has brown hair and green eyes
Look at how stunning Claire is today!
by thatdumbf August 30, 2024
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CLAIRE

All the stuff your reading is absolut bullshit.
Claire is small
by Mesmall November 23, 2021
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Claire

Claire is the most awesome person in the world and super hot like really really hot like oh my god 🤤 like really cool too
wow Claire is SO SUPER COOL AND HOT
by suckmyphatjuicynuts November 23, 2021
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Claire

some depressed girl that listens to Keshi and Joji 24/7 fr has no life and on discord 24/7
Look its Claire, the discord mod!
by duedIhatemylife November 27, 2022
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Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx
by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020
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Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.
Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?
by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024
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