army chad

When a person first joins the army and becomes annoyingly obsessed with the army, stupid tattoos, and themselves

"_____ came home from basic and changed all his social media names to their job, got a whole bunch of random ass tats, and is just annoying about everything... Full blown army chad

by Athetruth92 January 3, 2015

Schrödinger Chad

When a man never leaves his house because he is a shut-in otaku weeb but against all odds, he contains all of the idiosyncrasies of a chad. He is simultaneously a virgin incel and chad.

This man is a total Schrödinger Chad.

by Chadogettan April 1, 2023

chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.

Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.

by SCSmase June 10, 2016

microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 1, 2021

Chad’s dent

The dent that exists above the butthole between the cheeks in adult specimens. Often confused with the dorsal taint, but is a separate feature.

While you’re down there, don’t neglect Chad’s dent.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

Salty Chad

This is when your favorite streamer gets absolutely bodied while trying to be ConnerDose

Chadwick is a Salty Chad when stuns don't work!

by NoOneImparticular November 15, 2021

Sticky chad

A male Karen who has anger issues, has barbecue stains on his shirt, and only eats chimichangas

The sticky chad can up to me and made a rude comment on my dress

by Imshortfornoreason April 7, 2021