Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 21, 2017
The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.
by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022
Dave: Back to School Tommorow
Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now
Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday
Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now
Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday
Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023
Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.
by Α January 26, 2022
Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's
by George Wallace May 19, 2018
Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.
From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."
by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 15, 2021