xbox 1080

new xbox thats gonnab e out after 360 and 720

Chung : are you going to buy the 360?

Peter: *throws kimchi* at him. no ya crazy chink! im gonna buy the xbox 1080 in 37 years

by hyung joon November 7, 2005

xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...

Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it

by Dr Pimp July 27, 2005

xBox

xBox is a console that has been enraging English teachers for years
Also a motherfucking price of shit that is big as fuck same for the controller

xBox fanboy: is fucking awesome it's green like plants
Normal human: PlayStation is blue like water what plants need to live

by RainbowUnicornCats March 31, 2017

Xbox

Xbox is a fucking gay console made for pussy boys that enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics. They deepthriat and anal the batteries like a fucking whore

“Wow! is that an Xbox”

by Volkswagen ™ December 6, 2020

xbox 360

A wide spread epidemic which is leading to teenagers sitting in there damn houses all frigin day playing this amzaing console. It is the devil and i believe america will continue to get fatter if all these super sweet systems come out.

Friend: What are you doing today after school?

You: Well guy i just got xbox 360 and xbox live hooked up and im gonna go home and pwn some people on call of duty 2.

Friend: Are you sure you dont want to leave your house. I mean its only been 5 1/2 months since you came outside.

You: Yeah im good.

by Haywood J Blowme October 25, 2006

xbox

Without contest, it is the most powerful home gaming console out right now. It has the great online play with xbox live, and hundreds of great games. There are a ton of third party, system exclusives, shooters, pc ports, and multiplatform games for the xbox. The only areas it is really lacking in games are turn based RPGs and platformers. It is the easist console to mod into playing illegal backups and homebrew. You don't even need a modchip to enjoy all of that either. The xbox has emulators, linux, and an awesome media player called XBMC.

My xbox is modded and has two hard drives, one 200gb for game backups, homebrew, and emulators, and the other to play online with xbox live. I get the best of everything!

by s00pcan. July 20, 2008

xboxen

Erroneous and foolish use of a German grammatical rule to pluralise "Xbox". Arises from the geek-chic use of language where they refer to multiples of Unix computers as "boxen" instead of the correct "boxes". This misappropriation conveniently ignores the fact that an Xbox is not a Unix machine at all, but rather a vastly overpriced, repackaged PC of moderate ability circa 2001.

There shouldn't be any examples of this word in use.

by J. R. Hartley November 11, 2004