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pickle weasel

A girl who goes to college and loves the men. the men love her too. sexually. when she goes out to parties shes focused on the one and only garden veggie that will satisfy her needs THE PICKLE!
the term can also be used as a friendly nickname to demonstrate compassion and unconditional love.
Liza is the definition of a pickle weasel.
hey pickle weasel i found your panties on my floor.
hey pickle weasel you going to make it home tonight?
and so on and so forth.
by Liza B November 9, 2008
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weasel mustache

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.
I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.
by JBizzum October 9, 2008
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weaselese

verbiage used by those in power when they need to make decisions that will hurt others. mostly used in internal global memos and messaging to the media.
did you hear about the involuntary time-base reductions?

i hate weaselese. they should just say layoffs.
by projectaristotle June 7, 2011
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Weaseler

Weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. This person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. The weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate 'weasel'.

Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.

Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.

A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Circumstance 1.

Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?

Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?

Boy 1: How about 2?

Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?

Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.

Circumstance 2.

Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.

Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.

Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.

Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.
by someone who hates weaselers October 13, 2012
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ass weasels

Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.
I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War
by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007
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snake weasel

1. some that is awesome as shit

2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best

3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas
1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house

2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel

3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel
by mfswft February 6, 2010
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Word Weasel

Douchebags that covet dictionaries, searching for big words to present themselves as intellectuals while attempting to confuse you with their smertness when in fact, they're complete fucking asshats that know sweet fuck all about what they're saying ... but it sounds good.
Common word weasels include graduates of artsy fartsy programs currently serving french fries and wondering how they'll pay for their $50,000 student loan for puppetry.
by LookDumbass November 7, 2011
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