MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

Dack Wack

a play on words between dack (to pull someone's pants down) and sack wack (to slap a guys balls) the process involves pulling a guys pants down and immediately hitting his balls making it difficult for him to pull his pants back up

I got given dack wack today so embarrassing

by the real Joseph stalin May 22, 2019

Wack Ass Shit

Best used in example

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

your wack

Means you're boring, Uncool,Out dated, awful, not trending, stupid, ridiculous.

Yo your wack we could have gotten all them girls numbers last night if you weren't tripping!!!!

by Indastreetzwithg August 15, 2022

golly wacking

Having multiple loads of cum blown into your ass hole

What were you and those 6 football players doing in there

Golly Wacking

by RCFMO August 29, 2024

Day wacking

Masturbating during work hours (8am - 6pm)

In my bed I does but only at night , definitely no day wacking

by Beanz505 September 8, 2025

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016