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Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!
by Buggles21 May 8, 2021
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Valens

Person: Oh youre born on valens day right?
by Ms. Tiffany brown August 16, 2021
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Valensky

My lord Valensky is superior to Jehu
by TrueUknownAbyss August 21, 2021
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Valecian

A powerful yet a sweet, gentle and caring soul. Though she might not know it, she means the world to everyone around her. She will always try her best to be by those she holds dear no matter the circumstances, because their happiness means everything to her even if it can be at the expense of herself at times. She doesn't seem to understand why anyone would treat her kindly when it was all she's been doing to people her entire life. She has been hurt so many times, and treated wrongly when she never deserved to, but that has to change don't you think so? She never forgets nor forgives, if you lose her once you'll never truly have her back again. She might be brave, but it doesn't mean it won't break her heart a little everytime she has to endure that kind of treatment especially from those close to her. She deserves to be happy, to get her own happy ending. And even though she does so much, she never sees it as enough. She finds it difficult to trust after all that she went through, but she doesn't let that change her, she continues to make everyone the happiest they could be. She would sacrifice herself without thought if she had to to ensure those close to her stay safe. She is always honest and would never hurt those dear to her no matter what, she always puts them first even if she doesn't need to. And although cheering people up is her favourite thing to do, she should try to take care of herself more, she deserves to be as happy as anyone else if not even more.
- Who is that?
- That's Valecian
- I see, how do you know her?
- She's a very dear friend..
by Sylphlike September 13, 2021
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vale

“vale” is the best person i ever met she deserves everything and deserves so much better
vale is very funny she could be very crazy as well but she isn’t that crazy anymore and i miss that vale but she’s her own person
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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Valea

Valea is the type of girl you want to have in your life forever. She’s sweet, caring and the most beautiful person you will ever see. She’s confident but a little shy, she may seem like a bitch to you sometimes, but on the inside she’s the nicest person ever. Shes always in a good mood and lightens up your day. Her smile is the cutest and will automatically make you smile. She’s popular and has a lot of friends, whom she would die for. You can trust her with everything and she will never spill your secrets. She’s very sporty and good at everything she does. Even though she’s extremely friendly, you should not mess with her or her friends. This could end up deadly for you. She puts her friends first and cares about them more then herself. She will always see and help if there’s something wrong with you. You can talk about everything with her. She loves to give everyone random hugs or tells them that she loves them. Everyone should have a Valea in there life.
Person 1: "I’m so lucky, I have a Valea in my life.
Person 2: "You most be really happy"
by TayleaMel November 21, 2021
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Valejandro

Valejandro is a mixed name between; names starting with V and Alejandro. If anyone says their name is Valejandro, they're likely to be, or their parents are likely to be Lady Gaga stans. So if you want to have a raging homosexual and equal rights activist friend, look for Valejandros!
"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Valejandro"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"
by peanutbutterluv November 21, 2021
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