University of New Mexico 

Referred to by students as the "University Near Mom". Most of the population consists of kids who graduated from Albuquerque High Schools and get free college for staying in New Mexico. Free college is kind of a win. UNM's basketball stadium, The Pit, is one of the rowdiest ever! And.. there is the Lobos biggest fan, a middle aged bald man who is tatted up and was recently arrested for trying to buy sex from an undercover cop. Gotta love the colorful crowd of Lobo fans. We hard. Going to UNM means that you have top notch food choices a.k.a. all the chile you could possibly want. However, all the out of state kids never fully appreciate it and whine about it because they're little bitches with irritable bowel syndrome. Lots of athletes like to come to New Mexico and moan that there is nothing to do...But they need to take a hike!!!! through the beautiful Sandia mountains with the beautiful girls of Albuquerque who are gracious ambassadors of their city. A lot of the kids who get free college, however, lose their lottery scholarships drop out and become wasteoids who still party with high schoolers. Just by going to UNM, you get mad street cred. However, cops here are super wack and partying is all the time, but very on the DL.
So, don't rip your pants when you have to jump over a fence dragging your drunk ass friend behind you. Get on that Rapid Ride the day after...go to college...and then go buy yourself a breakfast burrito.

I'm going to the University of New Mexico because I don't have to pay anything, I like bomb ass food, enjoy people of hispanic origin, like getting cursed out at sporting events, and enjoy spending time with like 20,000 other students who I probably went to high school with. EVERYONE's a LOBO. woof woof WOOOF.

University of New Mexico by Chacciii August 28, 2010

Howard University 

The REAL HU (of HBCU's, big up's to Harvard), founded in 1867.
Prestigious Historically Black University.
Home of the Famous "Homecoming at Howard".
"The Fashion Show", "The Mecca", "Chocolate City", "The Hilltop"
Excellent place of study for those in favor of the uplifting of fellow black people, and place of preparation for excellence in the real world, as well as grassroots in the nation's capital for matchless career opportunities.
Often hated on by those jealous at HIU, aka Hampton University.

"Anyone would be lucky to receive an education at Howard University."

Howard University by E.Jordan HU2012 January 29, 2009

unitarian universalism

An extremely liberal, creedless religion based in the Judaeo/Christian heritage.It is made of two movements, Unitarianism and Universalism.

The difference between the two movements ran much more along class and cultural lines than theological ones. The Unitarians originally attracted white collar people: professionals, educators, cultural leaders, etc. The Universalist congregations were comprised mostly of blue collar working class people such as farmers and fishermen.
By the middle of the 20th century, these distinctions had blurred, making a merger both possible and financially necessary for the survival of the two religions. After several years of discussion and negotiation during the 1950s, the Unitarian Universalist Association (UUA) was formed in 1961.

They believe in the inherent worth and dignity of every person, respect for the interdependant web of existence, use of the democratic process, justice and equality in human relations,Acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations,The goal of world community with peace, liberty, and justice for all, and the free and responsible search for truth and meaning. See liberal

We are NOT a cult.

Unitarian Universalism is the most ass-kickenist religion ever.

unitarian universalism by JessieJames July 27, 2003

Ferris State University 

College in the middle of NOWHERE (Big Rapids, MI). Mostly filled with students who enjoy drinking, pick up trucks, and country music. Many parties. A place where there are far more males than females. Nice place!

ya'll wanna party and drink beer at ferris state university?

Ferris State University by ya'll know September 30, 2005

Tulane University 

A highly selective private institution with a combined undergraduate and graduate student body of approximately 13,000 students. The University was founded in 1834 and is located in uptown New Orleans, Louisiana.

Tulane School of Law, School of Medicine, School of Public Health and the Latin American Studies Program routinely rank among the top in the nation.

Tulane University attracts a diverse population of students from varied financial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds. All of whom are prepared for rigorous academic coursework as well as the social demands that are a part of living in the Big Easy.

In 2010 Tulane had more applicants than any other private university in the nation.

Literally the Hottest school in the country. Period.

Bobby: "Hey aren't you going to Tulane University?"

Jill: "Yeah"

Bobby: "But, Jill, didn't you get into Harvard"

Jill: "Yeah, but Tulane is in New Orleans... would you pick Massachusetts over Nola?"

Bobby: "I guess you're right.... Fuck me...is it too late to apply??"

Tulane University by djruby July 12, 2011

Risk Universalis 

A game retarded people with no balls play

john: Yooo you should play Risk Universalis
me: nah I ain't playing that shit

Risk Universalis by RadicalReborn August 11, 2020

University 

1. A respectable means of gaining knowledge and becoming more employable through hard work, therefore aiding humanity in becoming a smarter, more advanced species.

2. Something most people waste a large portion of their life at solely to save face, being that most people are thoughtless sheep who'll do whatever it takes to be accepted by society and are uninspired in general having absolutely no personal aspirations.

1. "I'm very interested in philosophy and wish to endure a life long career in the field so that I can enjoy the thought provoking concepts that are bound to surface, hence making my existence both a more enjoyable and meaningful experience."

2. "I guess I'll study philosophy... It's taught at university so whatever. My parents want me to go and people consider it prestigious so I'll spend six years of my life and 140k doing it. That'll certainly get people to think I'm smart."

University by irritatedobserver May 6, 2009