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Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.
Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
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Kevin: I'm going to study math at the University of Waterloo after I graduate high school because it's renowned for its math program.
Jake: Being a nerd doesn't mean you're intelligent Kevin!
Jake: Being a nerd doesn't mean you're intelligent Kevin!
by Shittalker February 10, 2010
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It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!
by Lex February 16, 2005
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Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!
by deano2007 May 2, 2007
Get the cambridge university mug.Formerly an all girls school with a dry campus in the very liberal community of Cambridge, MA. Lesley University has several schools under it including Lesley College and the Art Institute of Boston.
This year the school became coed and furthered drawing a huge divide between the Art Institute of Boston students, the Lesley girls, and the Lesley basketball boys. In addition, there is no longer a dry campus and drinking is allowed in dorms of students who are 21+ and served at school functions to 21+ students.
This year the school became coed and furthered drawing a huge divide between the Art Institute of Boston students, the Lesley girls, and the Lesley basketball boys. In addition, there is no longer a dry campus and drinking is allowed in dorms of students who are 21+ and served at school functions to 21+ students.
"I can't believe Lesley University is coed now. I came here to learn and not be distracted by boys!" -Lesley girl
"I can't believe we have to be around these Lesley University girls all the time. They think they are so much better than us." - AIB student
"Dude, look at all the chicks at Lesley University. I'm going to get trashed and bone every one of em." -Basketball boy
"I can't believe we have to be around these Lesley University girls all the time. They think they are so much better than us." - AIB student
"Dude, look at all the chicks at Lesley University. I'm going to get trashed and bone every one of em." -Basketball boy
by Ninjabot December 11, 2005
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I'm going to Friends University.
Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?
Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.
Lol.
I'm going to Friends University.
Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?
Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.
Lol.
by ckuf November 23, 2009
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The Universe is relative... to the creatures that live in it, it's everything, but to the people who create them it's just another task that has to be maintained every couple thousand years.
I think the Universe we humans live in is really a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong. I think it was created by some advanced, but very fallible, students using futuristic technology. To us these students are our Gods. To their professors they are total smegheads and gits, always causing trouble.
The Universe is relative... to the creatures that live in it, it's everything, but to the people who create them it's just another task that has to be maintained every couple thousand years.
I think the Universe we humans live in is really a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong. I think it was created by some advanced, but very fallible, students using futuristic technology. To us these students are our Gods. To their professors they are total smegheads and gits, always causing trouble.
Two Gods are taking a leak in the restroom....
God #1: So how is The Universe going?
God #2: My professor thinks I'm going to have to flood the damn thing and start over from scratch. The DNA is just so corrupted from so much inbreeding.
I *knew* I should have added "Thou shalt not do thy brothers and sisters" to my list of commandments. How about yours?
God #1: Well I already tried the flood thing... plus I sent down massive earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions and the like... and many of them STILL won't acknowledge my existence!
I think maybe if I send down that Messiah I promised to that git early on, it might help.
God #2: I wouldn't hold your breath on the Messiah thing. I mean it MIGHT work... in about 2000 years or so.
God #1: So how is The Universe going?
God #2: My professor thinks I'm going to have to flood the damn thing and start over from scratch. The DNA is just so corrupted from so much inbreeding.
I *knew* I should have added "Thou shalt not do thy brothers and sisters" to my list of commandments. How about yours?
God #1: Well I already tried the flood thing... plus I sent down massive earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions and the like... and many of them STILL won't acknowledge my existence!
I think maybe if I send down that Messiah I promised to that git early on, it might help.
God #2: I wouldn't hold your breath on the Messiah thing. I mean it MIGHT work... in about 2000 years or so.
by Alfie The Horndog April 4, 2006
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