An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub
Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.
by SkiLifeSpecial December 23, 2019

Becky to Amanda: You see Lucy over there?
Amanda: Omg yes girl, she is such a tub-ass.
Lucy: Who you calling a tub-ass, bitch?
Amanda: Omg yes girl, she is such a tub-ass.
Lucy: Who you calling a tub-ass, bitch?
by longdonglee January 10, 2025

Backslapping and getting absorbed into the snow. It looks like you just sat down in a hot tub and feels like you broke your ass bone
Dude 1: *sends sick clïff with a flat landing*
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.
by WillyBoof March 30, 2020

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
