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pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.
Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn
by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013
mugGet the pussy fappingmug.

pussy-grab

Sexual assault administered by a Trump-shaped Dorito
On November 8th, 2016 white Americans came out in droves to pussy-grab the country.
by gantheia November 9, 2016
mugGet the pussy-grabmug.

jizz in pussy

If she is in heat the potential for conception is high with any jizz in pussy. The increased cervical mucus action of "the pill", actually an abortifacient, is foiled, thereby relying on hostile endometrium to eject the newly conceived child in her menstrual cycle

Parenthood ought last longer.

A fucking orgasm is NOT worth the life of your child.
by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012
mugGet the jizz in pussymug.

Pussy nigga

A nigga who is always scared but talks big shit when no one is looking; a coward.
Tyrone: yo you know Kyron?
Jalen: yeah I know that pussy nigga.
Tyrone: he been talkin shit bruh.
Jalen: Ima beat that lil bitch!
by Tlist1999 September 19, 2016
mugGet the Pussy niggamug.

pussy shark

Someone who snakes women from their friends, either girlfriends or women they are trying to get with, and puts it in them.
Matt is such a pussy shark, he sleeps with every meat curtain I bring to the house.
by King ThunderPants March 2, 2008
mugGet the pussy sharkmug.

Pussy Wookie

The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.

He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.

Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015
mugGet the Pussy Wookiemug.

Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.
My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell
by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021
mugGet the Pandemic Pussymug.

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