Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

by dksuperman March 28, 2016

Textbook feminist

A textbook feminist doesn't buy the whole modern feminist package of rape culture, widespread misogyny, man spreading, man splaining etc. A textbook feminist simply believes in the equality of the sexes.

"So, are you a feminist or not?"
"Just a textbook feminist."

by dondidit June 16, 2016

Textache

when your brain is fried from typing nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions

I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.

by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016

Text Juggling

The act of texting 3-4 people all at once. It gets really complicated, especially in group chats.

“My side chicks are blowing up my phone, this is why I’m a pro at Text Juggling”

by Senpai Fried Chicken October 22, 2017

Textbook f

It’s a textbook fuck.

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.

by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018

Text cuck

When you lets your girl read and respond to the boys group text.

I know that wasnt Keith, he is such a text cuck.

by Unfollowed February 11, 2020

Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021