Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008
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Naps Men

People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.
“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”
by mental_turmoil July 31, 2021
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death nap

like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.
Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.
by Cr1sisR3aper April 10, 2009
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nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.
"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?
by Phewthank-eenuh April 21, 2018
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Sixty-Nap

When you and your significant other daze in and out of a nap with some nice 69 action in between.
That was a nice sixty-nap! I am well rested and satisfied !
by Jmhndrxz August 29, 2015
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Icon nap

When you go to take a nap (usually after school) that’s supposed to be an 1hour-1hr 30min but you ended taking a nap that last anywhere between 5-8 hours, usually waking up the next morning at like 2AM

Can also be referred to as a persons iconic nap
I promised Aaron that I would call him after school but I took an Icon nap instead

We were waiting for Kaylee to text us but she didn’t saying anything until 1 in the morning! She must’ve been taking one of her Iconic naps
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brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.
Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.
by sim27a March 13, 2020
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