jack

Some people find jack to be extremely attractive and want to viciously rip off his pants and suck his 18inch long penis. he has been offerd many different modelling contracts with names like 'Hollister, FHM, Nuts, Gay Weekly and The Gay Times.' although he was happy to recieve such opportunities he turnes them down (just like his 3 way spamming) if you see jack in the street, do NOT shake his hand, but DO suck on his penis head until you taste some of 'Jack's Herbs and Spice's'

Hey, is that a jack?! YES! let us go suck is long willy.

by ''Official Jack Fan Site'' November 16, 2011

jacked

pissed,drugfucked etc.

did you get jacked last night?
you gonna get jacked this weekend?

by john clark February 8, 2004

Jack

Slang for money, usually refers to large amounts.

To get a car that nice, this guy had to spend some jack.

by TommyNoleBuc May 27, 2011

Jack

a flying cockroach

oh wow look at that flying cockroach, it must be "Jack".

by phishie June 26, 2020

Jack

Hes a bitch ass nigga

Hes such a jack

by Silentknight541 September 23, 2018

Jack

Jack is a person

Jack is a fucking slutty whore

by Htidjehcuhrn January 10, 2020

Jack

Most annoying person you'll ever meet. Typically short, loves military too much and will use military terms in day-to-day conversations. Loves planes and flight simulator, doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut, trash talks but can't back it up, overall just an annoying idiotic person.

Look at that little guy playing flight simulator, what a Jack.

by Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 6, 2016