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booger

shit from your nose that sticks everywhere
shit i got a booger sticking to my penis
by MASTERFAPPER March 27, 2018
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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
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The White Booger

The White Booger refers to a shitboxvehicle, any make or model, which color is white. The White Booger constantly runs like shit regardless of how much money you dump into it. The White Booger won't die because it's cursed to run like shit forever causing the owner frustration, grief, and an empty wallet. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to sell the pile of shit to an unsuspecting ass bastard.
John would be a wealthy and happy man but he owns The White Booger so he is cursed to be poor and miserable!!
by Pickles84 December 10, 2016
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Milk booger

n. A flake of dried milk that falls into your cereal (or other milk-bearing concoction) from the lip of the milk carton.
My little brother loves to eat his own boogers but is repulsed by milk boogers. Sure.
by the_tao_of_3 May 15, 2025
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booger sugar baby

A person who fiends for blow constantly but never throws the money in. Tends to stay later at afters with the intention and action of cleaning up the empty cans and bottles to show they’re “it.” The only goal is a white substance, and once the goal is reached, they’re out-ie.
a: What is Aly dodo doing here?

b: i’m not sure, i think she’s a booger sugar baby?

a: that makes sense.
by Victoria Reynolds’s September 10, 2023
mugGet the booger sugar babymug.

booger quarter

A game where you put a booger on a quarter and place it face down then wait for someone to pick it up and yell booger quarter-similar to poop dollar.
Watch out for that quarter on the ground-it may be a booger quarter.
by sofa_king July 15, 2014
mugGet the booger quartermug.

Booger

The act of becoming incompetent and loss of motor function from THC!
Is that booger ready to hit yet?
by Ade2001 November 21, 2021
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