Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Barnes & Noballs

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.

I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

the barn animals

This is referring to all the barn animal sexual positions of urban dictionary. Currently, The Cow, The Pig, The Fish, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Goat

Dan: Do you want to play with the barn animals?

Sally: what's that?

Dan: let me show you ;)

by Killsme January 22, 2021

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

ryan scott barnes

Known in TWHS as small PP man. he’s 2 hard. someone you would never wanna bang. Make by birth but goes as female. basically a drag queen

Damn. if i was ryan scott barnes id kermit suicide

by foreverAvirgin123 December 10, 2018

Barn Crazy

once headed home, no devation is allowed! i.e. gas station, grocery store, or any stop is allowed. Fill sprint home!

at the end of our trip, she was barn crazy to get home.

by Vulture44 June 18, 2023

Calese Barnes

Infectious diseases

oh my gosh, don’t go next to her you might get the Calese Barnes

by 20B&H July 18, 2024