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jacked

pissed,drugfucked etc.
did you get jacked last night?
you gonna get jacked this weekend?
by john clark February 8, 2004
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jack

Some people find jack to be extremely attractive and want to viciously rip off his pants and suck his 18inch long penis. he has been offerd many different modelling contracts with names like 'Hollister, FHM, Nuts, Gay Weekly and The Gay Times.' although he was happy to recieve such opportunities he turnes them down (just like his 3 way spamming) if you see jack in the street, do NOT shake his hand, but DO suck on his penis head until you taste some of 'Jack's Herbs and Spice's'
Hey, is that a jack?! YES! let us go suck is long willy.
by ''Official Jack Fan Site'' November 16, 2011
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Jack

Slang for money, usually refers to large amounts.
To get a car that nice, this guy had to spend some jack.
by TommyNoleBuc May 27, 2011
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Jack

Most annoying person you'll ever meet. Typically short, loves military too much and will use military terms in day-to-day conversations. Loves planes and flight simulator, doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut, trash talks but can't back it up, overall just an annoying idiotic person.
by Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 6, 2016
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Jack

A teen with a large hard pennis, with no condoms
Jack is a savage
by Limbo132 August 18, 2017
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Jack

Jacks are very hot, but are very flirtatious. If you are dating jack you have to be ready for disappointment. He will love you but flirt with other girls. He has some good friends but can't keep many secrets. Jack is a nice guy
Girl 1: hey is that a jack? He's cute!
Girl 2: ya he is but be careful

Girl 1: why
Girl 2: see him flirting with those girls?
Girl 1: ya, so what?
Girl 2: he has a girlfriend....
Girl 1: ohhhh
by Humphrey12 May 22, 2016
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Jack

The hottest and sexiest cod editor ever. Guys want to be him, and girls want his body. Anybody is more than lucky to have a Jack, especially a Jack Rizzo in their life. You would be mentally challenged to not want to turn gay for him.
by Evan's Memes March 9, 2016
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