by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
Get the I pressed somethingmug. “No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
Get the Press the buttonmug. December 17 is the day where you can make fun of, insult, and laugh at your friend named Avery and he can't do anything but sit there and take it
"Yo it's National Press Avery Day, let's all go and make fun of him for wearing lululemon and his big nose"
by ArsenalHippo69 December 17, 2023
Get the National Press Avery Daymug. If someone wasn't having the police press people they identified as "innocent" bystanders, why would anybody know what time the police usually back off at? It's not the kind of thing most people learn from experience, as jobs make it hard for most people to have the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Pressmug. by AlKnown ZodiacKillee May 12, 2022
Get the bent pressmug. The phenomenon occurs when multiple defenders are in position to challenge an attacking player, but due to hesitation, miscommunication, or uncertainty about responsibility, none of them step up to engage. As a result, the attacker faces less resistance than expected, often gaining space or time to advance. This defensive lapse is driven by a diffusion of responsibility, where each defender assumes another will take action, leading to collective inaction.
It was pressing paralysis at its finest, three defenders doing the ‘after you, sir’ routine while the striker waltzed through like he owned the place.
by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025
Get the Pressing Paralysismug. The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025
Get the Serbian Still Water Shoulder Pressmug.