Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.

*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.

by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019

shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 12, 2010

data shaming

When someone is ridiculed for taking up an unnecessarily large portion of a shared data plan — ex. a phone family plan, a shared file system at work, etc.

Bridget was subject to data shaming at work after our boss realized she had been hoarding 9 GB of high-resolution photos in her inbox.

by xDrewB November 15, 2017

Aisle of Shame

A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.

Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.

by Bituul Zman February 8, 2020

T-Shaming

T-Shaming is when people shame people who they claim to have “bad attitudes” in reality however these people with said “attitudes” actually have high Testosterone (aka T) and they physically cannot help being an asshole.

Her: you are such an asshole!!

Him: Quit T-Shaming me bro 😂

by Joshua Dark May 1, 2021

Mute Shame

When you're on a videochat but don't feel like talking and others pressure you to turn your mic on

Hey man, don't mute shame me. I don't feel like talking right now.

Aldo, mute shaming

by schobalt April 22, 2020

spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021