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don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you ain't never did something before that someone else did.
person 1: yo, my brother cracked on me for getting in a fight at school and lost.

person 2: for real.

person 1: tell him "bro don't act like yo shit don't stank"

person 1: for real
by finalboss954 January 17, 2013
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Sweat Lord Tactical

Sweat Lord Tactical (SLT) is a gaming clan which primarily focuses on Offworld Industries' game: Squad.

The clan is headed by 5 people, who all focus on a different aspect of the community.

Originally a different clan, those five split after a sticky situation made the clan break apart, and have since created an incredibly strong bond to bring their server up the rankings.

Although the clan is not very large at the time of writing, they are constantly growing and always looking for new members, new or experienced.
Person 1: Wanna play squad?
Person 2: Sure, is Sweat Lord Tactical live?
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: Oh, do I have a treat for you.
by sometheologist August 31, 2022
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Ugly bypass tactic

Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:

1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.

OR

2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.

*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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Tactical

Having a wank in between conversations
*Ryan asks a question*
*I answer a question*
Ryan goes for a tactical wank while I'm answering his question.
by RaccerC May 27, 2015
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Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.
'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'
by Batman3935 February 20, 2012
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Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.
Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"
by tacticalboo January 4, 2011
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tactical retweet

An offensive blog war maneuver used in a counter attack while trying to spin the truth.
“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”

“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
“Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”
by Walter von Dichische March 19, 2011
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