Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!
by jeff medrala November 25, 2019
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Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.
by Randy Neil November 21, 2024
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Turkish Wheel

The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.
Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.
by North American Fella May 27, 2024
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Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.
My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.
by TheAllKnowingMrD March 09, 2018
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Turkish Exchange

When two guys cut their dicks off and swap them and include money in the deal
Those two fags are doing a Turkish exchange!
by Bellballer21 September 19, 2016
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Turkish quandale dingle

Turkish Quandale Dingle is known for trying to impress the group leader and his huge nose . TQD taps on the group leaders hand, sticks his tongue out, and does the hip dance. To show off to Blue tie.
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turkish quandale dingle

terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.
Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024
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