Nut Rabies

When you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. The foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your testicles are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.

"I was walking through the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."

"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."

by Brads Insaner March 6, 2013

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nut chop

(noun)An open handed, karate-style blow delivered to the "nut" region, with Chuck Norris like ferocity. Similar to the throat chop... and obviously lower.

Dave was acting like an ass, so I quickly delivered a nut chop to his majesticles.

by Derek Butler February 27, 2009

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Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018

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nut oil

Aromatic goo found around the scrotal area after a particulary warm day.

I rubbed my nut oil all over Cindy's face whilst she was servicing my manhood.

by MixMasta B December 20, 2006

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Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

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