screp throat

Any misdiagnosed medical condition, not necessarily involving a sore throat. Punning on "screp" and "strep throat".

This isn't such a good hospital---the doctors are always diagnosing screp throat.

by pentozali September 17, 2008

deep throat

Can be used as a adjective or verb. Used when a situation, experience or person has been more than horrendous. It's a more powerful and vulgar term than suck. Used in extreme disgust or frustration

How was that party last night?-your friend
It was so fucked up, it definetily deep throated-you

by pavonine816 October 15, 2005

cut throat

When a chick tryin 2 go deep throat with it but she gag up. She choked up.

Man, she can't go deep throat I cut her. I was bout to nut but she chocked up.

by Mi-Mi December 02, 2004

throat syrup

Throat syrup
The calm reassuring syntax of mother and child attunement which communicates a sense of well being to the listener but the speaker is a manipulating, bottomless pit of need, who always must be in control, the center of attention, and dominant in any and all relationships. Often the grammar used by a slut to assuage the adultery concerns of her cuckold.

He slowly lowered the pistol pointed at his cheating wife as her soft pink lips poured warm throat syrup over his upset.

by Rolland Vasin September 06, 2007

Throat Skittles

slang for the dangly thing at the back of your throat, usually used in kissing terms

hey Tod, I definitely tasted Danielle's throat skittles last night

by Ahramis May 01, 2010

Ascension Throat

Ascension Throat (pronounced Ah-sen-shun Throte) is a dreaded disease that often lays dorment for months before symptoms are present. Dry tickling in the throat, frog-like throat, the repeat inability to clear ones throat are classic symptoms. Fits can occur on their own or can be triggered by other co-workers who suffer. Usually men, handsome men in particular are susceptible to Ascension Throat. Often results in office tension and discord between colleagues.

Dude, you are reallly suffering with Ascension Throat. You should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription

by JTomtom January 27, 2011

Throat Pushups

A Blow Job

Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''

Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''

by akendall December 12, 2010