a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.
Joe:Bruh, why do Avi like that chick? She so ug!
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag
by nicoleamy April 28, 2014
Get the crush gogglesmug. When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.
I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.
by Deliriums February 9, 2010
Get the ear gogglingmug. The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.
"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."
"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009
Get the Clear gogglesmug. See CERN Syndrome.
A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"
by TheCERNicorn August 13, 2012
Get the CERN Gogglesmug. Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.
Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
by Monmouth March 3, 2008
Get the chinese gogglesmug. A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly in oral sex)and the male takes his testicles a.k.a balls and lays them on the eyes of his partner: a really shitty local band with 4 stupid assholes.
by Saunders January 1, 2004
Get the swiss gogglesmug. by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005
Get the bukkake gogglesmug.